Because if I were a Dead Russian Composer, I would be Dmitri Shostakovich!
Because if I were a country, I would be France!
Because if I were Eddie Izzard, I would be slut Izzard. I'll crawl into any duvet any time of the day. I get to shag everyone, and wear all their clothes. I'm concerned with appearances, whether anyone will shag me, or whether I'll shag anyone else. Rejoice!! for I am a fashion queen.
And because if I were an affliction I'd be rickets
Because it's time to throw off the shackles of the white man
Because we are Canadian
Because it's all just too delightfully tacky to be true
Because heresy+paper dolls=fun.
Because it is just so silly!
Because it's so sneaky
Because I love this kind of stuff. What can I say?
Because I can't resist what I don't understand
Because the world needs more Turkish karaoke
Because I love quizzes
Because they gave me a bunch of gift certificates for Roots, and you can get in on it too
Because the truth is out there
Because you've overheard stuff, but you never wrote it down
Because you may think you're normal, but...
Because it takes an ancient artform in a new direction.
Because we're taking over. in a nice, polite way.
Because you wish you could
Because society is going to heck in a handbasket, and needs help
Because it's just too sweet
Because I am the muse for my string of admirers
Because when we were kids, "Animals Without Backbones" was one of our favourite books. don't ask, just accept.
Because if you wanna play the game, you gotta know the rules.
Because everything is connected.
Because she cannot speak for herself, so others must speak for her.
Because there is a downside to amateur porn.
Because sometimes you forget the words.
I ran yahoo search
Because you're curious. don't worry, the boss isn't looking.
Because you probably aren't getting what you need.
If you are...
If you aren't...
Because I love movies.
Because gravity can be fun.
Because we rule.
* Holy six degrees, Batman. Fred sent me a link to this site. A couple of days later, Bryan sent me a link to Debbie's site which had a link to a guy named Parki who is coincidentally a friend of Lilek. Spooky, non?
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